CONSTIPATION

IF you are bothered by occasional or
frequent constipation, look in the mirror and
repeat the following phrase three times
in succession when symptoms occur:
My present and future financial and
personal well being are
totally in the hands of…
Barack Obama
Joe Biden
Nancy Pelosi
IF that doesn't scare the crap out of you,
then you are probably destined to be backed
up for the rest of your life.