INSTRUCTED BY THE CHROMOSOMES

Instructed By The Chromosomes

All babies start out with the same number of raw cells which, over
nine months, develop into a complete female baby. The problem
occurs when cells are instructed by the little chromosomes to make
a male baby instead.

Because there are only so many
cells to go around, the cells
necessary to develop a male's
reproductive organs have to come
from cells already assigned
elsewhere in the female. Recent
tests have shown that these cells
are removed from the communica-
tions center of the brain,
migrate lower in the body and
develop into male sexual organs.

If you visualize a normal brain to be similar to a full deck of
cards, this means that males are born a few cards short, so to
speak. And some of their cards are in their shorts. This difference
between the male and female brain manifests itself in various ways.

Little girls will tend to play things like house or learn to read.
Little boys, however, will tend to do things like placing a bucket
over their heads and running into walls. Little girls will think
about doing things before taking any action. Little boys will just
punch or kick something and will look surprised if someone asks
them why they just punched their little brother who was half asleep
and looking the other way.

This basic cognitive difference continues to grow until puberty,
when the hormones kick into action and the trouble really begins.

After puberty not only the size of the male
and female brains differ but the center of
thought also differs. Women think with
their heads. Male thoughts often originate
lower in their bodies where their ex-brain
cells reside. Of course, the size of
this problem varies from man to man. In
some men only a small number of brain
cells migrate and they are left with
nearly full mental capacity but they tend to
be rather dull, sexually speaking.

Such men are known in medical terms as "Republicans." Other men
suffer larger brain cell relocation. These men are medically
referred to as "Democrats." A small number of these men suffer
massive brain cell migration either to their groins or to their
buttocks. These men are usually referred to as...President Obama